ATTENTION EVERYONE:

Today I had a good day.





I have the sneaking suspicion that whenever I talk to people (tryin' to make friends and the like) they don't know my name. So the whole time they are talking back to me but thinking, 'What is this girl's name? Oh god, I don't know but it doesn't even matter because we are having a superficial conversation!'

Also, I spent a lot of time walking around different areas of the city and talking to random citizens, and they all seemed mildly retarded. Nice, but mildly retarded. Coincidence?

A small black child on the bus told me he would jump me. And I said I would eat him.