I know that I am no longer a cool person because whenever I'm readin' these hip kids' online journals they always post pictures with captions like 'CHECK IT OUT I CAN'T BELIEVE I MET HIM/HER/THEM" and I never know who they are posing with.

[I posted this on Aug. 29, but the date says the 28th because I created it and waited to post it till the 29th. I'm still in.]