For the record -
If I should die, someone please shut off my facebook (or any other profile-type website), if it is still in existence. My good friends should then explain to anyone who commented on my facebook as if I would respond why that was a hideously tacky move.
Wait, wait, I have a better idea. Someone please hack into my facebook, and send messages back to people who have commented, saying "Stop making public announcements to prove that you know a dead person; it's déclassé. And stop saying I'm in a better place. It's not that great here. Regards, Taylor Shields ("RIP")"
I love the idea of being after to mess with people even after death. Post-death pot-stirring.
My hope for my generation is trying to be resilient, but yesterday I was talking to someone and had to explain where in the body the colon is. "Is it on the back?" she said. "No, wait, here?" pointing to her thigh.
If I should die, someone please shut off my facebook (or any other profile-type website), if it is still in existence. My good friends should then explain to anyone who commented on my facebook as if I would respond why that was a hideously tacky move.
Wait, wait, I have a better idea. Someone please hack into my facebook, and send messages back to people who have commented, saying "Stop making public announcements to prove that you know a dead person; it's déclassé. And stop saying I'm in a better place. It's not that great here. Regards, Taylor Shields ("RIP")"
I love the idea of being after to mess with people even after death. Post-death pot-stirring.
My hope for my generation is trying to be resilient, but yesterday I was talking to someone and had to explain where in the body the colon is. "Is it on the back?" she said. "No, wait, here?" pointing to her thigh.
posted by taylor at 11:59 AM
1 Comments:
just so you know, if i should die, i hand over the responsibility of all my online accounts over to you. i know you'll do the best job.
amanda
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