I am fortunate enough to have a lot of beautiful clothes. Summer seersucker, sheer fabrics, backless dresses, silk, halter tops, cotton shells. Shirts that require double-stick tape to be worn correctly, and shoes that show more feet than they cover.

Today I had to change my outfit three times to adapt to the weather. My teeth actually chattered uncontrollably.

So now when I look in my closet, I see nothing.




There is a reason why tattoos of Texas are badass (or at least have the potential to be) and no other states stand a chance. Label me a fanatic, or what you will.