I was reading through an old journal today and I found this:

"I want John Stamos to have a successful TV show. For him."

"I sincerely regret the fact that I never went through a ghetto phase in my life, thus preventing me from ever knowing how to grind or booty dance. For comical reasons ALONE it is an enviable skill. I'll never get over this."



Yep, that's the kind of stuff I write about in my journal.