Goddamn. What a rough semester, for everyone.

My roommate's favorite activity is to watch those absurd YouTube videos - the Napolean Dynaminte dance sequence mashed up with Usher's "Yeah" video, opera remixed with techno music, shit like that. Kelly Likes Shoes is a favorite. "Ha ha, I love Kelly!" she tells me. It makes me want to stick a fucking pencil in my fucking eyeball.

As Walker has said in the past, "Your lack of life experience smells bad."

And I hope she never reads that.