I get a real sick satisfaction when I call recent graduates to ask for money, and their parents haughtily reply, "Well I'm certainly not going to give you his new number so you can call him and ask for money! Goodbye." Little do they know that I then code the call so that their child goes into a database where we track him or her down and find the new address and phone number. There is no escape.

Tough last names of the day:
- Ananthanarayanan
- Kuntamukkala
- Biggadike (because I'm a child)

I hope that if you are mean to telemarketers or kids from your college who call for donations, you are ashamed if I mention that today a man I called made me cry a little bit in the bathroom. Because today a man I called made me cry a little bit in the bathroom.