A conversation that perfectly illustrates the two most common deficiencies I acquire while intoxicated:

"Hey, there's Kiko!"
"Kiko is Free Willy's name."
"Yeah. You told me."
"Oh, really? Well, they're spelled differently. Free Willy is K-E-I-K-O."
"Yeah... you told me. Like five times."



Yesterday was not bad at all, but today is going to be even better! Ah!