One good thing about Pittsburgh is that no one gives a shit about their jobs. Want to take liquids onto an airplane? Just put them in your bag, because no one ever checks in PIT airport. When I walked into the grocery store and asked for paper bags, they shrugged and showed me where I could grab as many as I wanted. Today I needed more paper bags, and it was a hassle. Apparently it's not normal to just give them away.

"Okay, pretend I just walked in here and bought groceries. These would be the bags you would give me."