I never had a boyfriend in high school, so I never learned the etiquette of attending a concert with your significant other, but based on my observations tonight they are as follows:

1. 90% (minimum) of both bodies must be in constant contact.
2. You make out voraciously.

If you're not there with your 14 - 17 year old girlfriend, you talk about everything you know, and that time you did Salvia and listened to jazz.

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" 'Cause I know
that the sound
of your heart
is a god I can trust,
like a man, not a boy."