"Why did we never think of this before??" Audrey asked me as we were checking out at Rite Aid with our dinner ingredients.
"I know. I know! It's guaranteed to be delicious."

Macaroni and cheese. Flaming Hot Cheetos. Mix 'em together. Drink a 40 oz as an accompaniment to the meal.





I wish I had a picture to include. It would be the type of picture you show your kids when you are older and telling them the standard stories of what college was like. And your kids will look at the picture and think about how strange you look, and how unbelievable it is that you were once kind of cute and also thin.