Not so good thing:
My teacher overheard me talking in my studio about accidentally having sex with my friend's boyfriend and then doing heroin. The part he didn't hear was, "I had the craziest dream last night. I..."

I should be more embarrassed than I am, but man, it is just so unfortunate and so funny -- I can't help but laugh.



Good thing:
"Hey Tay, I was thinking I might come up and have lunch with ya next Friday. I'll be in the area so I wanted to stop by Pittsburgh and see you."

"Where will you be that's in the area?"

"Atlanta."