1. It should be obvious, but: when you go out with sorority girls, you end up acting like a sorority girl*.


I wore a jumper that looked like a bathing suit from the 1920s.

And the hangover starts..........................now.


2. I made invitations to my birthday party and have been handing them out to people I run into, Super Sweet Sixteen style. I gave one to Juan behind the counter, and he smiled and said, "Oh, great. I love parties on Thursdays!"




* a.k.a. Paris Hilton. The fact that no one is actually Paris makes it all the more pathetic.