Last night started with a pair of stolen shoes, and it ended with a stolen plastic viking hat.

"I'm just looking for a couple good puns."

We also got into an argument with some bro-dudes about Leif Erikson.

Playing is so much more fun than working. I don't even know my own bed anymore. You know what else I don't know anymore? My shower. I'm becoming one of those dirty-haired girls.