Story of my life in two words: embarrassed gratitude. Another: scraped knees.


"Once you hit the ground you just started laughing."



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Supposed to buy Champagne for Molly.
I don't have my ID.
So I went to the grocery store for nothing.
Then I went to paper mart for nothing.
Then I went home and got my ID.
Back to the grocery store.
Bought Champagne and they did not card me.
So all those detours were for nothing.
AND THEN I realized I had another ID in my pocket the whole time.
So all those detours were doubly for nothing.
When I finally get back to my room, I'm locked out.
I am finally let in.
AND THEN I realize I had my key on me the whole time.
So that was for nothing, too.

God. Get it together, girl.