Yeah, I hate myself.
But just a little!

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Last night I ran into someone I did a project for awhile ago (and hadn't seen/talked to in months) at a schmoozy-boozey event. "Oh, hi!" I said.

"Hey! Did you come here to see me?"

"Uh... no."

Watching those words come out of his mouth, it was obvious that 1) he was being serious, 2) realized how vain/unlikely this was, and 3) also realized how bad it made him seem, all at the millisecond after he finished saying it. Gold.