What was babysitting even like before photobooth existed? I took these kids swimming, to a dog park, on a train ride, and McDonald's, and all they wanted to do was this.

When we went swimming, I felt kinda chubs and roly-poly in my bathing suit, but then I thought, hey, maybe people think these three kids are mine, and if I were a mother of three I would be looking damn good.

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When I don't have anything pressing on my mind to worry about, I think about things that haven't happened yet and start to worry about those. I wish everyone would get every STD so I never had to worry about it again.