It's nice when all of your best friends are in bands - when you move away you can listen to them and hear their voices and it feels like you're talking to them.

Yeah I know, it's so Penny Lane and puke-inducing, but it's true.

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I was walking the toddler I babysit for to school in his stroller. Just enjoying the day, taking a walk in a nice area. A car drives by me and a young man stuck his entire torso out of the window and yelled in a hateful tone:

SHOULDA WORNA CONDOM!


Okay, a few reactions to this:
- Fuck you, dude.
- Oh, I was supposed to wear the condom? Is that where I went wrong? I am guessing that someone who thinks it is acceptable to yell mean things - at strangers, in a cowardly way! - is not sexually educated enough to even know that female condoms exist.
- Hey guy, I kinda wish your dad wore a condom, and you were never conceived.

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Best review - ever, ever, ever - of this blog:

"It's not the worst blog in the world."
- Jeff L.