Spent the whole morning barfing - Seagram's Seven, I thought we were old buddies. What happened?
Anyway, finally rolled out of the house at 3:30 to walk to Wendy's and started talking to the guy ahead of me in line who was definitely with a mail-order bride. He's sending me a sample of vodka. Talking about booze was making my stomach flop over, but the frugal side of me couldn't pass up a deal.
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Oh, I saw these two dudes being overly jokey and manly with each other and I thought, "they are totally going into a strip club," which was true, but the part that was blowin' my mind was that they were both wearing basketball shorts. What? The most obvious boner pants ever? I don't get it.
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I miss my friends in Texas. I miss them more because they have each other and are not missing me.
Anyway, finally rolled out of the house at 3:30 to walk to Wendy's and started talking to the guy ahead of me in line who was definitely with a mail-order bride. He's sending me a sample of vodka. Talking about booze was making my stomach flop over, but the frugal side of me couldn't pass up a deal.
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Oh, I saw these two dudes being overly jokey and manly with each other and I thought, "they are totally going into a strip club," which was true, but the part that was blowin' my mind was that they were both wearing basketball shorts. What? The most obvious boner pants ever? I don't get it.
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I miss my friends in Texas. I miss them more because they have each other and are not missing me.
posted by taylor at 4:18 PM
2 Comments:
would i read this shit every day if i didn't miss you? quit yer whinin' and come visit. it's been, like, way too long.
your comment is so funny, intentionally or no.
won't be home till december.
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