torchy's

I really made a mess of myself this summer.

Remember when Matt sent me a sex text that he meant to send to another girl?!?
I'm being unfair, 'cause really it was just a joke I didn't understand at the time, but for like two weeks I told everyone: "Matt sent me a sex text............ and he meant to send it to a DIFFERENT GIRL!"

My version is funnier.



"tell me your name, I swear I'll drop it wherever I can." -- I often think of this when I am schmoozing here in Pittsburgh.