Dan's going away party - I showed my face and met a lot of beautiful, bright-eyed, banged girls. Laughing in the kitchen or out on the back porch. Talking about bed bugs and the jewelry gifted by Aristotle Onassis. Dan and Annie had a Free Box full of things to get rid of before the big move. I made out with a giant box of tampons and 100 tiny candles.

Everyone kept saying to me, "Oh, sorry, did I embarrass you by asking if you wanted the tampons? Is that weird?" I had never even considered either option! It was fun to leave with a economy-sized box o' tampons under my arm - I kept catching people doing double-takes.

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Went to Ahi's/Claudia's/Caroline's/Lindsey's later. Shivered on the porch. I could hear Caroline from the upstairs bathroom: "She said she wanted whiskey with a splash of coke? What's a splash? Is this enough?? I don't know!!"

I broke a glass in the bathroom, and I broke a small statue at Dan's. "Very Taylor," Audrey said.

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I'm a monster.