Jen and I were taking our Christmas photo last night when Jim called.

"You're not taking it with a camera phone, are you?"
"No. And we made a whole set."
"What are you wearing?"
"Well... I'm wearing a leopard print nightie with a smoking jacket, and Jen is wearing a black sweater dress with tights and pointy high heels."
"...I'llberightover."


The best part was he never did.