A rather ridiculous scene: Callum is giving me a piggy back ride while I'm grasping a boquet of flowers (thanks Cal). It's fucking freezing outside and we made a rather hasty exit after Callum offended everyone in the bar. I'm still on his back and he's alternating between asking passerbys for drugs and sticking his thumb out for a ride.

We ended up getting a Jitney ride, which is basically a guy that gives people rides. An unlicensed free lance cab driver. Callum was thrilled, he had that childlike look on his face.

"What's a Jitney?"
"It's a cab for black people," said our driver.
"A what?! That's crazy!" There was a hint of that cackle. "But we're white!"
"Yup, and money is green."

Awesome.

Then: "No smokes? No booze? I guess we should just go to bed."