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Ran into an old flame at school today. Parting ways he tried to do the awkward shoulder-punch, but swung past my arm.

"You missed me," I said.
"You wish."

Damn!

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We don't have any milk at home, so I've been using ice cream for creamer (ice creamer). Jack and Mike used to do this all the time; it didn't seem strange to me, but Randy and Jen were making fun. "This is normal."

"Yeah for fat people!"

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I can't make anything, and I'm feeling dumb.