- I painted my fingernails black for Valentine's Day, even though I have a Valentine that I'm excited about. We're jerks who bring out the nice sides of each other. It's sweet, actually.
- I just want to dress like a secretary all the time. I would say sexy secretary, but it conjures images of pinstriped minis (with pleats).
- Making another book. That's the plan, at least. I spent $130 dollars the other day ordering test prints of the first book (hardcover and softcover). Available for purchase soon. Like, for real: SOON.
- "Everyone disgusts me, pretty much," I wrote in my sketchbook during a critique the other day. Cue GG Allin's 'Don't Talk To Me.'
- Mary was talking on the phone to her old beau Bradley, maybe you've seen him on Project Runway. "Sorry I didn't call you back," he said, "I was in a meeting with Ralph Lauren."
- Watching Mary's cheerleading competition from her Senior year of high school... before their routine started, the home video camera was zoomed in on the girls backstage. "We're praying! WE'RE PRAYING!!" she yelled.
OH ISN'T IT ALL SO GRAND.
- I just want to dress like a secretary all the time. I would say sexy secretary, but it conjures images of pinstriped minis (with pleats).
- Making another book. That's the plan, at least. I spent $130 dollars the other day ordering test prints of the first book (hardcover and softcover). Available for purchase soon. Like, for real: SOON.
- "Everyone disgusts me, pretty much," I wrote in my sketchbook during a critique the other day. Cue GG Allin's 'Don't Talk To Me.'
- Mary was talking on the phone to her old beau Bradley, maybe you've seen him on Project Runway. "Sorry I didn't call you back," he said, "I was in a meeting with Ralph Lauren."
- Watching Mary's cheerleading competition from her Senior year of high school... before their routine started, the home video camera was zoomed in on the girls backstage. "We're praying! WE'RE PRAYING!!" she yelled.
OH ISN'T IT ALL SO GRAND.
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