I've been dating someone older than me by more than a few years; the age difference isn't worth mentioning except for the occasional laughs. For example, I didn't even know it was tax season because my mommy still handles my finances, while he has mastered the ins and outs of the system.
"I'm having popcorn and pie for dinner."
"What a bunch of adults yinz are."
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Oh, a few nights ago, at Kelly's, we were having a conversation on the same side of the booth when a few booths down someone started yelling the name of the place he works, over and over, while pointing. "SPAK BROTHER! SPAK BROTHER! SPAK BROTHERRRR!!!"
He waved politely back, and through his smile and the cover of the sound system said to me, "I hate that fucking guy. I hope he chokes." Then, slightly louder so the assailant could hear his cheery tone - "Hey what's up man!"
"I'm having popcorn and pie for dinner."
"What a bunch of adults yinz are."
--
Oh, a few nights ago, at Kelly's, we were having a conversation on the same side of the booth when a few booths down someone started yelling the name of the place he works, over and over, while pointing. "SPAK BROTHER! SPAK BROTHER! SPAK BROTHERRRR!!!"
He waved politely back, and through his smile and the cover of the sound system said to me, "I hate that fucking guy. I hope he chokes." Then, slightly louder so the assailant could hear his cheery tone - "Hey what's up man!"
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