February 03, 2009

Oh, another Bruce note from last night: waiting for a drink at the bar, before the halftime show, the man next to me yelled out, in complete deadpan tone, "SCREEN. DOOR. SLAMS. MARY'S. DRESS. WAVES."

Hilarious!

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I saw the sweetest moment in porn today - after all the fucking and coming-on-tits and whatnot, the man kissed the woman's hand and they laughed. Giggled, even. It was a total "hey, thanks for letting me fuck you, it's been great working with you" thing. I was taken aback by a completely real, genuine, nonscripted moment in such a fake business. Porn is so great/funny for a million reasons besides the obvious.

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I was worthless today.

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