Spent last night throwing up, all night. Awesome. Nice to see that Wendy's again.


Went to Kelly's with Mary. So important. We're actually both very shy. Believe it or not.

Choice Mary quotes:
- "Anyway, we're young."
- "So. How's the sex?" (After I showed her a .gif of Scooby-Do fucking Thelma from behind, which was sent to me via text message.)

She paid for me for my birthday, which was so kind.


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"I've never worked retail," I said to Chelsea.
"Well, have you ever been fucked in the ass?"