Apparently yesterday was not St. Patty's Day. Who knows. Who cares.

I have been taking steps to achieve my desired silhouette - little tanks and shirts, high-waisted tulip skirts, and pony legs (always)/princess hair (for the time being, getting the itch to chop it all off. Waiting for major life moment. I still wanna be blonde). I want to look like a little elf. A little elf secretary.

"On a long enough time scale, the content for every blog drops to clothes."


Everyone hates me.



Backstage at the L'Oreal Brunette Collection commercial.