Morning times are the best times.
I rearranged my room and feel like a new person.

Tomorrow I'm getting my Tarot cards read by Krystyna, then it's Bocce opening season. I intend to dress for a garden party and serve cocktails to the men.

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It may be hard to believe from my last sentence, but that Steve Harvey book is one of the more outrageously sexist things I have been subject to in recent memory. The very obvious message throughout the whole thing is that men aren't responsible for anything, because women should have been more clear/upfront about what they want (there's also a great part where he reminds everyone that a woman is the reason sin exists. YEAH.) Also, if you were wondering the number one reason why married men cheat, it's because there will always be a woman who is willing to sleep with a married man. But if a man cheats and his wife finds out, it's cool, 'cause it will make her be a better wife. And she will offer more of the thing that all men can not function without...

THE COOKIE

"come on guys, you know what I mean by the cookie!" Harvey says.