"You were snoring so loudly, and you were porky-piggin' it, sprawled out all crazy."






Sigh. I'm not a graceful sleeper.


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The show went SO WELL.
I LOVE TO SCHMOOZE. So fun. So... important.
And (call me foolish) but I think I'm pretty good at it.

I can't be more articulate about it because I am off to do exactly that at this exact moment!

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Oh but I have to say something about that guy that kept telling me he was "SO HONORED" to be there. Dude, you're a spectator. Generally the ones in the show are saying that. Calm down. Have a beer.

"That guy was annoying," Randall said.
"Aw, it was sweet."
"Well, you have more invested than I do."