I woke up this morning feeling totally confused, worried, and like shit. My immediate reaction was, "Ughhhhh I must have been wasted last night."

But then I realized I didn't drink at all.

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My living room is now the color of the yolk of a hard boiled egg. I'm not sure if I like it. But there it is.

"Why don't you just get a little bit of it and test it out first?" said the guy at Home Depot.
"That's not really my style."

True. It isn't.

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Guys, this is really important:
Is Sandra Bullock still married to Jesse James?

y/n