Oscar and Simon love jokes, but they are not good at making them up.

Simon: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Simon: Banana.
Me: Banana who?
Simon: SPRONG SPRONG SPRONG.


Maybe I just don't get it.

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I GOT DA MURAL.
Job number five in the bag, baby.

I realize that I tell people I have four (now five) jobs a lot. I just want people under 30 to know there's a reason (not one but five) I'm never around, and can never do anything fun. And I want people over 30 (aka my parents) to know that I'm a contributing, worthwhile person.

[this over 30/under 30 distinction is more and more meaningless to me now that the average age of my friend circle keeps increasing, but you know.]

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Here's a joke:

Why can't any college graduates find jobs?
BECAUSE I HAVE THEM ALL.

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Today was so full:
Shopping with Audrey: make-up and flowers, then brunch on her porch.
Found out I won the Sprout mural
Found out you can now buy my book on Amazon.com
Work with Oscar and Simon - swinging, looking for bugs, making crafts.
Nap.
Caught up with e-mail correspondence.
Started a commissioned drawing of "The Girls" (dogs not boobs)

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Animals are so fucked up.